Politics? Just agree!

Funny thing is, that most people will tend to agree with whatever political position you advocate. As long as you sound confident in your delivery, they will agree.

I tried this on a few riders...
One day, I was totally bagging Donald Trump. Everyone agreed.
The next day, I was praising Donald Trump for his out of the box views. Everyone agreed.

I honestly don't think people are that silly to simply agree for real... My thinking is that people are just not wanting conflict. Politics is a funny topic. I don't think it's possible to sway someones thinking in the time it takes for an Uber trip, so people just think... too hard... not even gunna!

Don't Be a Pig

As an Uber rider, I love that the cars are clean, and that my driver is not a pig.

As an Uber driver, I love that my riders are not pigs. Well, most of them anyway.

What were you thinking when you left all your trash in the back of my car. You seem like a respectable, non-pig kind of guy. What the fuck were you thinking?

Sit with me

Please please please come sit in the front. Less like a taxi driver.
Sitting in the back is more anonymous than Uber wants you to be.
Speak to me, not the back of my head.
We are inexpensive.... not cheap!